Anonymous asked, "are you a feminist?"
Anonymous asked, "would you sit on my face please? O.O"
Calm down there, scooter.
Anonymous asked, "I'm sure it is inappropriate but i really want your thighs crushing the sides of my head >.<"
Jackie Beat parodies never cease to cheer me up when I’m in a bad mood. In other news, I think I’m going to speak in demonic sounding glossolalia to anyone to tries to approach and converse with me today, because I just can’t handle small talk when I’m this irritable. If only I could layer my voice and make it echo at the same time… would make the effect stronger me thinks…